Stallone And Schwarzenegger Caption Contest

By Brian Sousa
In Brian Sousa
Feb 9th, 2012

* Update. And the winner is… Brandon Hann with “Schwarzenegger: ‘Eeuauaughhhuauaahh!’ Stalone: ‘Eeuauaughhhuauaahh’!” is having a caption contest.  What do you win? Well let me tell you my friends.  You get your name in bold for all to see!

I know, I know, you’re excited.  So let me give you the back story.

Action movie superstars Sylvester Stallone and Arnold Schwarzenegger both had shoulder surgeries.  With a combined age of 129, I’m surprised it was only shoulders.  As they both star together in upcoming movies, Schwarzenegger had this to say:

 “After all the action, stunts and physical abuse shooting ‘The Expendables 2′ and ‘The Last Stand,’ it was time for a little tune up on my shoulder. Look who was coincidentally waiting in line behind me for his shoulder surgery.”

We want your best captions (the “S” means you can have more than one).  The funnier the better.  Just scroll down below and leave your best captions in the comment section.

Rocky: The Undisputed Collection (Rocky / Rocky II / Rocky III / Rocky IV / Rocky V / Rocky Balboa) [Blu-ray]

The Arnold Schwarzenegger Collection (Commando / Predator / The Running Man / Total Recall)

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3 Responses to “Stallone And Schwarzenegger Caption Contest”

  1. Christine Sousa says:

    “She must have been one hell of a housekeeper”

  2. martin bento says:


  3. Brandon Hann says:

    Schwarzenegger: “Eeuauaughhhuauaahh!” Stalone: “Eeuauaughhhuauaahh!”

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